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Illustration for Goals Of Biden Administration Reviewing U.S. Supply Chains

Goals Of Biden Administration Reviewing U.S. Supply Chains

President Biden on Tuesday announced he will sign an executive order calling for a sweeping review of American supply chain infrastructure amid what many say is a growing crisis. The Onion looks at the goals of the Biden administration reviewing U.S. supply chains.

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Illustration for Biden Comforts Families Of Syrian Airstrike Victims With Eloquent Speech On Living With Heartbreaking Loss

Biden Comforts Families Of Syrian Airstrike Victims With Eloquent Speech On Living With Heartbreaking Loss

Illustration for Parliamentarian Cuts Minimum Wage From Stimulus Due To Obscure Rule Requiring Poor Citizens To Needlessly Suffer

Parliamentarian Cuts Minimum Wage From Stimulus Due To Obscure Rule Requiring Poor Citizens To Needlessly Suffer

Mar 5

Cuomo Expresses Deep Regret That Grandma Didn’t Have The Balls To Tough It Out

Cuomo Expresses Deep Regret That Grandma Didn’t Have The Balls To Tough It Out

Mar 4

Congress Cancels Thursday Session After Authorities Warn Of Looming Plot To Pass Stimulus Bill

Congress Cancels Thursday Session After Authorities Warn Of Looming Plot To Pass Stimulus Bill

Mar 2

World Leaders Pledge To Cut Emissions By As Much As They Can Realistically Back Out Of

World Leaders Pledge To Cut Emissions By As Much As They Can Realistically Back Out Of

Mar 1

Cuomo Praised By Media For Decisive, Straight-Talking Approach To Harassing Aides

Cuomo Praised By Media For Decisive, Straight-Talking Approach To Harassing Aides

Feb 26

Parliamentarian Cuts Minimum Wage From Stimulus Due To Obscure Rule Requiring Poor Citizens To Needlessly Suffer

Parliamentarian Cuts Minimum Wage From Stimulus Due To Obscure Rule Requiring Poor Citizens To Needlessly Suffer

Feb 26

Biden Comforts Families Of Syrian Airstrike Victims With Eloquent Speech On Living With Heartbreaking Loss

Biden Comforts Families Of Syrian Airstrike Victims With Eloquent Speech On Living With Heartbreaking Loss

Feb 26

Goals Of Biden Administration Reviewing U.S. Supply Chains

Goals Of Biden Administration Reviewing U.S. Supply Chains

Feb 25

Florida GOP Introduces Ballotless Voting In Disenfranchised Communities

Florida GOP Introduces Ballotless Voting In Disenfranchised Communities

Feb 24

Joe Manchin Claims West Virginians Too Deficient In Character, Grit To Deserve $15 Minimum Wage

Joe Manchin Claims West Virginians Too Deficient In Character, Grit To Deserve $15 Minimum Wage

Feb 23

Mitch McConnell Presses Merrick Garland About Legal Philosophy On Vengeance

Mitch McConnell Presses Merrick Garland About Legal Philosophy On Vengeance

Feb 22

Trump Worried Biden Will Take Credit For 500,000 Covid Deaths He Made Possible

Trump Worried Biden Will Take Credit For 500,000 Covid Deaths He Made Possible

Feb 19

‘Get Me On The First Flight Outta Here’ Says John Cornyn In Hoodie, Sunglasses Banging On Bahamas Airport Desk

‘Get Me On The First Flight Outta Here’ Says John Cornyn In Hoodie, Sunglasses Banging On Bahamas Airport Desk

Feb 19

Cuomo Tells Journalists There’s A Few More Deaths That Won’t Be Reported If They Keep Asking Questions

Cuomo Tells Journalists There’s A Few More Deaths That Won’t Be Reported If They Keep Asking Questions

Feb 19

Ted Cruz Celebrates Fulfilling Campaign Promise After Successfully Deporting 2 Hispanic Children

Ted Cruz Celebrates Fulfilling Campaign Promise After Successfully Deporting 2 Hispanic Children

Feb 17

Hog With Paintbrush Commissioned For Trump Presidential Portrait

Hog With Paintbrush Commissioned For Trump Presidential Portrait

Feb 16

‘Truly An Honor To Receive This Gift From The Black Community,’ Says Trump Graciously Accepting NAACP Lawsuit

‘Truly An Honor To Receive This Gift From The Black Community,’ Says Trump Graciously Accepting NAACP Lawsuit

Feb 12

Lindsey Graham Hisses Directions At Attorneys Messing Up Speech They Spent Hours Rehearsing

Lindsey Graham Hisses Directions At Attorneys Messing Up Speech They Spent Hours Rehearsing

Feb 11

Ted Cruz Deeply Disturbed By Part Of Capitol Riot Video Where Chuck Schumer Not Beaten To Death

Ted Cruz Deeply Disturbed By Part Of Capitol Riot Video Where Chuck Schumer Not Beaten To Death

Feb 11

Senators Overjoyed By Chihuahua Jumping Through Hoops During Impeachment Intermission

Senators Overjoyed By Chihuahua Jumping Through Hoops During Impeachment Intermission

Feb 9

GOP Senators Argue It’s Unconstitutional To Be Forced To Work On A Tuesday

GOP Senators Argue It’s Unconstitutional To Be Forced To Work On A Tuesday

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