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Trump Rioter Knocks On Senate Door To Ask About Retrieving Left-Behind Car Keys

WASHINGTON—Returning to the legislative chamber mere days after violently forcing his way inside with thousands of fellow insurrectionists, 37-year-old Trump rioter Joshua McSherry reportedly knocked on the Senate door Monday to ask about retrieving the set of car keys he had left behind while storming the U.S. Capitol building. “Hey, this is super embarrassing, but…

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Illustration for Scrambling Democrats Rush To Begin Impeachment Hearings By April

Scrambling Democrats Rush To Begin Impeachment Hearings By April

Illustration for Republicans Condemn Mysterious Georgia ‘Vote Dumps’ That Were All Somehow Cast On January 5

Republicans Condemn Mysterious Georgia ‘Vote Dumps’ That Were All Somehow Cast On January 5

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Secret Service Agent Heroically Dives In Front Of Strong Breeze That Could Have Killed Biden

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Panicked National Guard Troops Shoot Down Military Flyover

Panicked National Guard Troops Shoot Down Military Flyover

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Crowd Politely Cheers Along As Pat Toomey’s Senate Jazz Combo Plays Opening Set At Inauguration

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Trump Directs Movers Loading Bubble-Wrapped Melania Into Storage Pod

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Hundreds Of GOP Legislators Crowd Into Sitting Room For Reading Of Sheldon Adelson’s Will

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Trump Rioter Knocks On Senate Door To Ask About Retrieving Left-Behind Car Keys

Trump Rioter Knocks On Senate Door To Ask About Retrieving Left-Behind Car Keys

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House Democrats Move To Impeach Biden To Prove They’d Comply If Situation Were Reversed

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Scrambling Democrats Rush To Begin Impeachment Hearings By April

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Republicans Condemn Mysterious Georgia ‘Vote Dumps’ That Were All Somehow Cast On January 5

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