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Congress Announces Willingness To Offer Black Lives Matter Protesters Holiday Or Statue

WASHINGTON—Emphasizing the importance of taking concrete steps to address systemic racism and police brutality in the United States, Congress reportedly announced Monday their willingness to offer Black Lives Matter protesters a holiday or statue. “We have seen people around this nation calling for dramatic change, and I can assure you that we intend to meet this…

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Pros And Cons Of Voting By Mail

Illustration for Georgia Secretary Of State Vows To Investigate Why Some Residents Forced To Wait 2 Centuries To Vote

Georgia Secretary Of State Vows To Investigate Why Some Residents Forced To Wait 2 Centuries To Vote

Jun 24

Nancy Pelosi Calls Jamaal Bowman To Scold Him For Winning Primary

Nancy Pelosi Calls Jamaal Bowman To Scold Him For Winning Primary

Jun 10

Georgia Secretary Of State Vows To Investigate Why Some Residents Forced To Wait 2 Centuries To Vote

Georgia Secretary Of State Vows To Investigate Why Some Residents Forced To Wait 2 Centuries To Vote

Jun 8

Congress Announces Willingness To Offer Black Lives Matter Protesters Holiday Or Statue

Congress Announces Willingness To Offer Black Lives Matter Protesters Holiday Or Statue

Jun 3

Democratic Leaders Announce That They’ve Learned The Words ‘Systemic Racism’

Democratic Leaders Announce That They’ve Learned The Words ‘Systemic Racism’

Jun 2

‘She Needs A Bible Now, Fuckwad—Yes, It’s For An Epic Clapback!’ Yells Panicked Pelosi Aide Into Phone

‘She Needs A Bible Now, Fuckwad—Yes, It’s For An Epic Clapback!’ Yells Panicked Pelosi Aide Into Phone

May 26

DNC To Streamline Fundraising By Cutting Out Unnecessary Cost Of Campaigns, Candidates

DNC To Streamline Fundraising By Cutting Out Unnecessary Cost Of Campaigns, Candidates

May 20

Pros And Cons Of Voting By Mail

Pros And Cons Of Voting By Mail

May 13

Biden Campaign Email Trails Off Halfway Through

Biden Campaign Email Trails Off Halfway Through

May 6

Biden Campaign Considering Using The Internet To Attract Voters

Biden Campaign Considering Using The Internet To Attract Voters

Apr 22

Nancy Pelosi Assures Democratic Reps They Don’t Need To Try Being Productive During Stressful Pandemic

Nancy Pelosi Assures Democratic Reps They Don’t Need To Try Being Productive During Stressful Pandemic

Apr 15

Obama: ‘I’m So Proud To Endorse Joe Biden—That’s Who They Went With, Huh?—For President’

Obama: ‘I’m So Proud To Endorse Joe Biden—That’s Who They Went With, Huh?—For President’

Apr 9

‘It Was, For, Uh, Medical Reasons,’ Says Doctor To Boris Johnson, Explaining Why They Had To Give Him Haircut

‘It Was, For, Uh, Medical Reasons,’ Says Doctor To Boris Johnson, Explaining Why They Had To Give Him Haircut

Apr 8

‘I Congratulate Joe Biden, A Very Decent Man,’ Says Bernie Sanders In Unprovoked Attack On Democratic Party Unity

‘I Congratulate Joe Biden, A Very Decent Man,’ Says Bernie Sanders In Unprovoked Attack On Democratic Party Unity

Apr 7

Wisconsin Primary Voters Receive ‘I Voted’ Gravestones

Wisconsin Primary Voters Receive ‘I Voted’ Gravestones

Apr 7

Senator Kelly Loeffler Asks For Prayers After Losing $3 On Single Stock Due To Coronavirus

Senator Kelly Loeffler Asks For Prayers After Losing $3 On Single Stock Due To Coronavirus

Apr 6

Georgia Governor Argues That Closing State’s Beaches An Attack On Citizens’ Fundamental Right To Get Wet ’N’ Wild

Georgia Governor Argues That Closing State’s Beaches An Attack On Citizens’ Fundamental Right To Get Wet ’N’ Wild

Apr 6

Trump Admits 18 New States To Increase Competition For Medical Supplies

Trump Admits 18 New States To Increase Competition For Medical Supplies

Apr 3

Southern Governors Argue Covid-19 Good Christian Virus That Wouldn’t Dare Spread During Church

Southern Governors Argue Covid-19 Good Christian Virus That Wouldn’t Dare Spread During Church

Apr 3

Jared Kushner Says States Should Have Planned Ahead Before Joining The Union

Jared Kushner Says States Should Have Planned Ahead Before Joining The Union

Apr 1

How Coronavirus Has Changed The 2020 Primaries

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