Following a routine colonoscopy, doctors removed five small polyps from President Bush. What do you think?
"Now he knows how every person in the world has felt for the past six-and-a-half years."
David Seenan • Ferris Wheel Operator
"The president is spending entirely too much time getting colonoscopies and not enough time doing his job."
Molly McKee • Funeral Director
"Did they get the evil one?"
Johnny Kelly • Stereo Installer