News in Brief11/17/20Nov 17News in Brief11/17/20News in BriefGovernors Call On Gretchen Whitmer To Shut Down Their States So Residents Won’t Get Mad At ThemLANSING, MI—In an effort to take decisive action against the rapid spread of the coronavirus, governors across the…
Infographic11/13/20Nov 13Infographic11/13/20InfographicWhat Trump Hopes To Accomplish Before Leaving The White HouseOn January 20, 2021, Donald Trump will leave office at the end of his presidential term, coup permitting. Here’s…
News in Brief11/13/20Nov 13News in Brief11/13/20News in BriefPence Creates Exploratory Committee To Find More Charismatic Candidate To Attach Self To In 2024WASHINGTON—Confirming the vice president was already “testing the waters,” Beltway insiders reported Friday that…
News in Brief11/12/20Nov 12News in Brief11/12/20News in BriefSupreme Court Strikes Down Obama’s Personal Health Insurance PolicyWASHINGTON—In a 5-4 decision that shocked legal experts across the nation, the Supreme Court made waves Thursday…
News in Brief11/7/20Nov 7News in Brief11/7/20News in BriefQAnon Followers Frustrated After Q Calls For Respecting Election Results, Uniting Behind BidenBURNSVILLE, NC—As they adjusted to the dramatic shift in messaging, followers of right-wing conspiracy group QAnon…
News In Photos11/7/20Nov 7News In Photos11/7/20News In PhotosStress Of Presidency Already Ages Biden 10 Years
News in Brief11/7/20Nov 7News in Brief11/7/20News in BriefDonald Trump Jr. Refuses To Step Down From Post Of President’s Oldest SonWASHINGTON—Bucking centuries of precedent with a decision not to participate in the peaceful transfer of his…
News in Brief11/7/20Nov 7News in Brief11/7/20News in BriefLincoln Project Immediately Releases Series Of Ads Calling For Biden ImpeachmentWASHINGTON—Following news that the Democratic nominee had officially cleared 270 electoral votes, The Lincoln…
News in Brief11/7/20Nov 7News in Brief11/7/20News in BriefJubilant Reaction To Trump Defeat Quickly Soured By News Of Biden WinCHICAGO—Seconds after the room had erupted into cheers, applause, and a few big sighs of relief, sources confirmed…
News in Brief11/7/20Nov 7News in Brief11/7/20News in Brief‘You Have Disappointed Me,’ Trump Tells Room Full Of Supporters While Strapping On Gas MaskWASHINGTON—Pacing slowly back and forth as he delivered his words, President Donald Trump reportedly told a room…
Infographic11/6/20Nov 6Infographic11/6/20InfographicPros And Cons Of Political PollingWhile polling has been a staple of presidential races for decades, high-profile polling errors in the last two…
News in Brief11/4/20Nov 4News in Brief11/4/20News in BriefAmy McGrath Blows Remaining Campaign Funds On Lavish Concession BonanzaFRANKFORT, KY—In an effort to ensure every last cent of the raised $84 million was put to good use, defeated…
News in Brief11/4/20Nov 4News in Brief11/4/20News in BriefNation Sees Fundamental Realignment In Which Voting Demographics Should Be DemonizedWASHINGTON—Describing the previous night’s results as a shocking transformation in their understanding of the…
Infographic11/4/20Nov 4Infographic11/4/20InfographicHistory Of Contested U.S. ElectionsThe 2020 race is shaping up to be a controversial election, including President Trump’s campaign demanding a recount…
News in Brief11/3/20Nov 3News in Brief11/3/20News in BriefCNN Seamstresses Frantically Updating Results On Electoral Map QuiltNEW YORK—Unrolling yet another bolt of quilter’s weight cotton as vote tallies poured in from across the country,…
News in Brief11/3/20Nov 3News in Brief11/3/20News in BriefPoll: 94% Of Nation Would Rather Live In Authoritarian Dictatorship Than Wait 10 More Minutes For ResultsWASHINGTON—With almost all respondents claiming there is no agony greater than anticipation, a new Gallup poll…
News In Photos11/2/20Nov 2News In Photos11/2/20News In Photos‘I Knew They’d Come Back For Us,’ Say Trump Rally Attendees As Cloaked Figure Beckons Them Toward The Darkness
News In Photos11/2/20Nov 2News In Photos11/2/20News In Photos‘I Am A Serial Rapist,’ Announces Trump In Final Pitch Before Election
News in Brief11/2/20Nov 2News in Brief11/2/20News in BriefWoman Hopes She Did Enough Worrying To Help Biden CampaignERIE, PA—Waiting on tenterhooks on the eve of the election, local woman Elise Stalter expressed her hope Monday that…
Slideshow10/30/20Oct 30Slideshow10/30/20SlideshowWhere The Presidential Candidates Stand On Important IssuesTrump: Wait, didn’t you hear? The vaccine came out and everyone got cured months ago.