News in Brief2/22/21Feb 22News in Brief2/22/21News in BriefTrump Worried Biden Will Take Credit For 500,000 Covid Deaths He Made PossiblePALM BEACH, FL—Seething over the fact he was no longer in the Oval Office as pandemic casualties reached a new…
News in Brief2/19/21Feb 19News in Brief2/19/21News in Brief‘Get Me On The First Flight Outta Here’ Says John Cornyn In Hoodie, Sunglasses Banging On Bahamas Airport DeskNASSAU, BAHAMAS—Avoiding eye contact as he glanced around with clear discomfort, a hoodie- and sunglasses-wearing…
News In Photos2/19/21Feb 19News In Photos2/19/21News In PhotosCuomo Tells Journalists There’s A Few More Deaths That Won’t Be Reported If They Keep Asking Questions
News In Photos2/19/21Feb 19News In Photos2/19/21News In PhotosTed Cruz Celebrates Fulfilling Campaign Promise After Successfully Deporting 2 Hispanic Children
News In Photos2/17/21Feb 17News In Photos2/17/21News In PhotosHog With Paintbrush Commissioned For Trump Presidential Portrait
News in Brief2/16/21Feb 16News in Brief2/16/21News in Brief‘Truly An Honor To Receive This Gift From The Black Community,’ Says Trump Graciously Accepting NAACP Lawsuit
News in Brief2/12/21Feb 12News in Brief2/12/21News in BriefLindsey Graham Hisses Directions At Attorneys Messing Up Speech They Spent Hours RehearsingWASHINGTON—Appearing to lose patience as the defense presented its arguments in President Trump’s impeachment trial…
News in Brief2/11/21Feb 11News in Brief2/11/21News in BriefTed Cruz Deeply Disturbed By Part Of Capitol Riot Video Where Chuck Schumer Not Beaten To DeathWASHINGTON—Squeezing his eyes shut in response to the harrowing Capitol riot footage, Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) was…
News in Brief2/11/21Feb 11News in Brief2/11/21News in BriefSenators Overjoyed By Chihuahua Jumping Through Hoops During Impeachment IntermissionWASHINGTON—Cheering as the small, brown chihuahua triumphantly jumped through hoops placed throughout the Capitol…
News in Brief2/9/21Feb 9News in Brief2/9/21News in BriefGOP Senators Argue It’s Unconstitutional To Be Forced To Work On A TuesdayWASHINGTON—Stressing that the proceedings violated clear principles handed down by the Founding Fathers, GOP senators…
News in Brief2/4/21Feb 4News in Brief2/4/21News in BriefPundits Warn Removing Marjorie Taylor Greene From Committee Assignments Could Leave Her With Free TimeWASHINGTON—Calling on the U.S. House of Representatives not to do something it might regret, political pundits from…
News in Brief2/4/21Feb 4News in Brief2/4/21News in Brief‘I Want To Go See Those Mountains Where It Looks Like Avatar,’ Says Biden In Speech Outlining Foreign Policy AgendaWASHINGTON—Vowing to provide the State Department with the funding and resources it required to pursue his…
News In Photos2/3/21Feb 3News In Photos2/3/21News In PhotosDeranged Conspiracy Theorist Convinced Large Cabal Of Americans Want Her To Disappear
News in Brief2/2/21Feb 2News in Brief2/2/21News in BriefHealth Insurance Lobbyist Tears Up After Realizing Dianne Feinstein No Longer Recognizes His FaceWASHINGTON—Unable to maintain his composure in light of such a tragic situation, Todd Michaels, a lobbyist for…
News in Brief2/1/21Feb 1News in Brief2/1/21News in BriefParanoid Janet Yellen Hides Entire U.S. Money Supply In Treasury Department Drop CeilingWASHINGTON—Telling reporters that someone “may be after her” and that she needed to move fast, a paranoid Janet…
News in Brief1/29/21Jan 29News in Brief1/29/21News in BriefPete Buttigieg Learning About Problems Facing Rail Infrastructure By Spending Week Living As TrainWASHINGTON—In an attempt to assess the problem from the ground up, transportation secretary nominee Pete Buttigieg…
News in Brief1/25/21Jan 25News in Brief1/25/21News in BriefReport: Lincoln Memorial Most Powerful Testament To Nation’s Passion For Sitting DownWASHINGTON—Confirming the monument’s resonance endured a century after its construction, a new report released…
News in Brief1/21/21Jan 21News in Brief1/21/21News in BriefInaugural Address Spills Over Into Second Day As Biden Continues To List Greatest Issues Facing NationWASHINGTON—Carrying on breathlessly with no sign of soon stopping, President Joe Biden’s inaugural address spilled…
News In Photos1/20/21Jan 20News In Photos1/20/21News In PhotosHorrified Biden Family Discovers Rotting, Months-Old Corpse Of Jeff Sessions In White House Executive Residence
News in Brief1/20/21Jan 20News in Brief1/20/21News in BriefSecret Service Agent Heroically Dives In Front Of Strong Breeze That Could Have Killed BidenWASHINGTON—When the life of the newly inaugurated 78-year-old president was threatened Wednesday, Secret Service…