President Bush's Homeland Security adviser Frances Townsend referred to the figurehead of Al-Qaeda as "virtually impotent." What do you think?

"Ouch. That's gotta hurt much more than actually being captured."

Byron Rauch • Launderer


"Not the worst thing in the world. She could have said he was afraid of commitment."

Misty Weigl • Videographer

"That's what she said! Oh wait, we're talking about the most dangerous terrorist in the history of the world."

Chuck Beato • Sidewalk Installer

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