President Bush's Homeland Security adviser Frances Townsend referred to the figurehead of Al-Qaeda as "virtually impotent." What do you think?
"Ouch. That's gotta hurt much more than actually being captured."
Byron Rauch • Launderer
"Not the worst thing in the world. She could have said he was afraid of commitment."
Misty Weigl • Videographer
"That's what she said! Oh wait, we're talking about the most dangerous terrorist in the history of the world."
Chuck Beato • Sidewalk Installer