South Carolina senator and retired Air Force colonel Lindsey Graham officially announced Monday that he will run in the 2016 presidential race, adding his name to the increasingly crowded Republican field. Here are some key facts to know about Graham:

  • Marital Status: Single, but on the prowl
  • Distinction Among Other GOP Candidates: Most recent
  • Voter Appeal: Popular with voters who believe America not currently in enough wars
  • Appearance: Excited boy getting his first tricycle
  • Family: Has relatable 50-year-old sister just like you and me
  • Name Recognition Among Sen. John McCain: 100 percent
  • Percent Of Body Mass That Is Sweet Tea: 17
  • What He’s Wearing Under That Little Three-Button Navy Blue Number: Absolutely nothing
  • Biggest Obstacle To Winning Presidency: (Tie) Personality, voting record, stances on various issues, physical appearance, funding

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