Donald Trump unveiled his administration’s economic policy plan Monday at the Detroit Economic Club. Here are Trump’s main economic proposals:


Prevent American companies from outsourcing jobs to women or minorities


Lower the corporate tax rate for CEOs too stupid to find a loophole


Do whatever you’re supposed to do with interest rates


Larger numbers for everyone


Round up and deport nation’s manufacturing robots


Raise taxes on the ultra-foreign


Spur innovation by speeding up demise of habitable climate


Cap top income tax rate at 25 percent or 33 percent or 14 percent or something in that general vicinity, but it’s hard to tell where the chips will fall


America’s financial woes to be eased significantly by cash gifts from America’s father