7:45 a.m.

Time at which vast majority of voters head to the polls to beat the crowds


50,000

Acres of rainforest cleared quadrennially to make way for commercial ballot farms

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1921

Average birth year of polling place volunteer


5,324

Number of water reclamation board candidates who will watch their dreams unravel


1

Amount of Evan McMullins running for president


1 in 9,223,350,878,098

Vegas odds of filling out a perfect ballot


38.5

Percentage of college-educated married women who are voting for the first time since realizing they no longer love their husbands, if they ever truly loved them to begin with

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6

Dry heaves per minute


4

Projected number of horsemen as foretold in the Book of Revelation


20

Months until this all begins anew

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