America's Finest News Source.

America's Finest News Source.

‘Four Quarts Make A Gallon. The Frontal Lobe Controls Decision Making. The Ottoman Empire Dissolved In 1922,” Says Amy Klobuchar, Continuing To Name Trivia Facts Hours After Debate Ends

2/20/20 12:02PM

•

Illustration for article titled ‘Four Quarts Make A Gallon. The Frontal Lobe Controls Decision Making. The Ottoman Empire Dissolved In 1922,” Says Amy Klobuchar, Continuing To Name Trivia Facts Hours After Debate Ends

Share This Story

Get our newsletter

More from The Onion

Newborn’s Textbook Icelandic Mistaken For Incoherent Babbling

George W. Bush Debuts New Paintings Of Dogs, Friends, Ghost Of Iraqi Child That Follows Him Everywhere

D.C. Journalists In Awe Of Australian Reporter Able To Speak To Trump Without Succumbing To His Raw Animal Magnetism

Minneapolis Announces Plan To Replace Police Officers With Thousands Of Heavily Armed Social Workers