Congressional Republicans have repeatedly stated their intention to repeal and replace the Affordable Care Act soon after Donald Trump takes office. The Onion outlines how that process would work.
Bring witnesses to congressional hearing to testify about the horrors of being able to afford their cancer treatment
Obama forced to watch as Mitch McConnell shreds each individual page of the Affordable Care Act in front of him
Hold press conference to remind Americans we all have to die sometime
Draft new healthcare bill with, uh, vouchers, maybe? Yeah, vouchers sound good. Put them in there.
Double-check to make sure there’s no women stuff in there
Obstruct new healthcare bill a few times purely out of habit
Do a quick 30,000-page copy edit
Part where 20 million people lose health insurance
Republican leaders take celebratory photo with bunch of sick Americans who can no longer afford treatment
Guy with red lump on thigh guesses he’ll just wait and see
Paul Ryan goes home and hugs family with firm belief he has done good and important work