One of Donald Trump’s central presidential campaign promises was to “drain the swamp” by ridding Washington politics of corruption and corporate influence. Here’s how he plans to do it.


Say it a lot


Fill cabinet with Wall Street executives to ensure as many billionaires as possible are incriminated in any potential impeachment proceedings

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Cut funding for the cesspool of nepotism and greed known as the National Science Foundation

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Getting Rick Perry involved should do the trick


Tax cuts for high earners so that CEOs are no longer forced to make ends meet by taking jobs in presidential administration

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End illegal Washington corruption by legalizing it


Lose 2020 reelection

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