WASHINGTONā€”In an effort to motivate Americans into giving more generously, a new GOP plan unveiled Tuesday would offer generous tax breaks on all contributions tucked into congressmenā€™s suit breast pockets. ā€œUnder this new proposal, Americans would be afforded the ability to write off any donation that is coolly slipped into the breast pocket of a congressmanā€™s suit,ā€ said Senate majority leader Mitch McConnell (R-KY), explaining that if the plan passed, taxpayers would receive even greater deductions for larger wads slid into elected representativeā€™s front pocket with a wink and a nod. ā€œThis should hopefully provide much-needed incentive to Americans to palm off larger denominations while shaking their senatorsā€™ or representativesā€™ hands.ā€ McConnell went on to say that supplemental tax credits would also be provided on each luxury car belonging to the keys that just happen to appear on a congressmanā€™s desk.