With the primaries behind them, the presumptive nominees from both parties must now assess how to approach the general election. Here is how Donald Trump is strategizing his campaign moving forward:

  • Dispense with broad racist rhetoric from the primary season and replace it with specific racist policy
  • Increase fundraising with targeted collections from prominent Trump University debtors
  • Eventually get around to researching issues beyond immigration that a president might encounter
  • Hand out free, colorful patches to Muslim Americans
  • Schedule several sympathetic morning show appearances with entire family except Tiffany
  • Continue financing up-to-the-minute research on the latest hearsay
  • Take three-week campaign sabbatical to volunteer at rural Guatemalan health clinic
  • Sew up the white supremacist vote once and for all with pretty great tweet scheduled for August 3
  • Build a national campaign infrastructure if and when it feels necessary to do so

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