U.N. Appoints First Ambassador To Aliens

Malaysian astrophysicist Mazlan Othman has been designated as the first person extraterrestrial aliens will have contact with, should they exist and visit. What do you think?

"In the past, the aliens had to take themselves out to Red Robin, and that is just unacceptable."

Liam Armstrong • Systems Analyst


"We already beamed out naked drawings of ourselves years ago. Shouldn't we wait until we get their pictures before talking more?"

Kaitlyn Fredericksen • Sidehand

"What makes us so sure the aliens will visit Malaysia first? Discover British Columbia: 'You gotta be here.'"

Kevin Steineckert • British Columbia Tourism Spokesperson