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After years of rising tensions, representatives of Washington and Real America have finally entered diplomatic talks. Here’s what some of our viewers had to say about the summit:

"These talks are only between low-level diplomats. If these groups were serious about making progress, both sides should send their highest-ranked leaders, Barack Obama and Jeff Dunham."
—Ben S., Sunnyvale, CA

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"The hate needs to stop. Real America's talk radio DJs are all but foaming at the mouth with their disgust for those from Washington."
—Jenny W., Newton, CT

"I'm a Real American who has traveled to Washington. Their customs are strange, their language is hard to understand, but they are still human."
—Corey T., Iowa City, IA

"In my opinion, Washington should be abolished and the Beltway should be turned into a NASCAR track for Real America." —Sandy J., Richmond, VA

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