Donald Trump’s aides have confirmed that the Republican presidential nominee will not release his tax returns despite numerous public calls for him to honor the expectation of transparency for presidential hopefuls. Here are some of the potentially damning contents that Trump prefers not to release to the public:


Biggest source of income is a successful Dave & Buster’s franchise in Paramus, NJ


Tried to write off Eric Trump as a business expense


Has a true calligrapher’s hand


Funnels all his money through a shady shell corporation called Trump Organization

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Could actually be getting bit more money back by just taking standard deduction


Was granted a two-year exemption from 2011-2013 when he served as a Peace Corps volunteer in Malawi

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Failed to report $3.23 interest earned on Chase savings account


Uses exact same tax havens as establishment politicians


Is 39 years old


$600 monthly reported income from Virginia Beach duplex rental


Wrote off $350 million in apartment construction costs as charitable donation given the unimaginable luxury he was providing to tenants

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Miss Missouri valued at only $30,000


Still paying off top few floors of Trump Tower


Used a number of underhanded tax maneuvers you have no chance of understanding

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