What’s Inside Trump’s Tax Returns

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Here are some of the potentially damning contents that Trump prefers not to release to the public:

Biggest source of income is a successful Dave & Buster’s franchise in Paramus, NJ


Tried to write off Eric Trump as a business expense

Has a true calligrapher’s hand

Funnels all his money through a shady shell corporation called Trump Organization

Could actually be getting bit more money back by just taking standard deduction

Was granted a two-year exemption from 2011-2013 when he served as a Peace Corps volunteer in Malawi

Failed to report $3.23 interest earned on Chase savings account

Uses exact same tax havens as establishment politicians

Is 39 years old

$600 monthly reported income from Virginia Beach duplex rental

Wrote off $350 million in apartment construction costs as charitable donation given the unimaginable luxury he was providing to tenants


Miss Missouri valued at only $30,000

Still paying off top few floors of Trump Tower

Used a number of underhanded tax maneuvers you have no chance of understanding