Q: Why did Russian hackers target the U.S. election?
A: Wanted to finally participate in a democracy.
Q: Does this change the fact that tens of millions of people willingly voted for Donald Trump?
Q: What is Vladimir Putin’s objective?
A: To restore Russia to its past glory as a global super-nuisance.
Q: Have foreign powers ever interfered in a U.S. election before?
A: The only other known interference was in 1904, when Russian Czar Nicholas II briefly became the junior senator from Nebraska.
Q: How has President Obama responded?
A: Installed two-step verification.
Q: How will the incoming administration handle Russia?
A: With an aggressive, multi-tiered strategy of enablement, passivity, and accommodation.
Q: What is the relationship between President-elect Trump and Vladimir Putin?
A: The two have enjoyed a friendly rapport since bonding over the fact that they share the same personality disorders.
Q: When will all of this be resolved?
A: The long-term effects of nuclear fallout can last for centuries.