Rowan County, KY clerk Kim Davis returned to work Monday after being jailed for refusing to issue marriage licenses to gay couples on religious grounds. Here’s what you need to know about the defiant public servant:

  • Nickname: Kimmers
  • Full Name: Not going to be signed for just anybody
  • Christian Denomination: Apoplectic
  • Occupation: Still weighing offers from every conservative news outlet and political group
  • Work Style: Unconstitutional
  • Primary Goal: Protect sanctity of traditional homophobia
  • Commitment To Loving Her Neighbor: Court-ordered
  • Stance On State Regulation Of Short-Term Vacation Rentals: Unstated
  • Job Security: A lot better than most Americans
  • Number Of Presidential Candidates Currently Vying For Her Endorsement: Don’t ask
  • 2014 Campaign Promise To Rowan County Voters: Turn unassuming government office into embarrassing international spectacle in less than year’s time
  • Sneaks In Some Secular Music Now And Then: Despite her better judgment
  • Last Time You Will Have To Hear About Her: November 8, 2016

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